Wednesday, February 1, 2012

HAIL MARY, MOTHER OF GOD

Of course Mary had become the mother of Jesus.  But because Jesus Christ was a Spirit from heaven who came to earth as man, then Mary could be called "Mother of the Son of Man."  The statement, "Hail Mary, Mother of God" is blasphemy!  God is a huge Spirit - a Spirit which contains the heaven and the earth just like what King Solomon had said in the Bible, "Heaven is your throne and Earth is your footstool."

The Mary of the Catholics is not the real Mary who actually is now in heaven.  This Catholic Mary is a Virgin with capital "V" - meaning head of the virgins.  Supreme virgin or Virgin of virgins!  The real Mary could not hear any prayer or petition for she does not have a Spirit of a God-being.  On the other hand, this Mary of the Catholics is a fairy disguising to be the real Mary who of course did not have flesh ever since. 

This Catholic Mary is just on earth, therefore,  she could listen to those who pray to her thru idolatry.  And this Catholic Mary in the fairy form certainly had possessed vampires, witches, zombies, animals, fish or any creation with flesh, but it doesn't mean that she had her own genitals used for sex. 

Satan could therefore be this Virgin Mary!  Did you ever know that Lucifer became Satan in the garden of Eden?  It was Eve that caused his downfall!  Satan did not react so badly after God created Adam.  He got cranky and erotic when Eve was created - imagine Eve's beauty with those nice boobs and that pubic hair-covered vagina.  So then, Satan possessed the serpent!  But what can a serpent do - just talk?  Eww!

Satan just like any other angel can not have sex.  They are spirits without flesh.  They were created with no genitals - they don't actually piss.  SATAN is VIRGIN MARY of the Catholics!  Why would Satan show off himself as an ugly monster with horns and tail?  Does he not have power to show himself as a beautiful lady with mouth closed always, not showing the teeth? How many of this world worship and bow down to him as Virgin Mary?  They are like sand on the seashore - imagine that!  In the Philippines alone, they are millions! How about in Brazil, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Spain, Rome, Italy and the rest of the Hispanic world?  And Catholics fight Christians when they are rebuked - especially stiff-necked Filipinos.

Filipinos are hard-headed, yeah? Cool!

Understand this, VIRGIN MARY is SATAN who lives in VATICAN.  And VATICAN is a place in PURGATORY!  And PURGATORY is just on EARTH!  PURGATORY is actually HELL!

Oh, my gosh!

VATICAN IS SATAN'S FORTIFIED CITY, got it?

And stiff-necked Filipinos send their children to Catholic Schools and Universities, huh, alright!

Check out http://www.dtcele.com.au/ for even more gospel explained in a sinner's language to be so clear and understandable.  Check out also the tweets on the following songs;

STILL GOT  A PLACE  http://youtu.be/uLEs6wlqrKc 
ON AND ON http://youtu.be/tQf9jEg6nUc & 
THESE WILD NIGHTS http://youtu.be/ysc7SBsT4M0.

Thanks for your time, have a wonderful day!

Ulrax DM 2012

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

TRUTH ABOUT GOD
You are invited to visit  http://www.dtcele.com.au  for full gospel.  Articles are as follows; Purgatorian Barbeque, Islamic Pork, Mama Mary Loves Osama, Muslim Repentance, The Bible, Ten Commandments, Same Sex Marriage, 99 Names and Descriptions of Allah, The Gospel According to Osama Bin Laden, The Sinulog – Fame or Shame?, Hindu Demons, Unsa Man, Katawa 'Sab, and many more. You don't have to be a Hypocrite or Pagan for the rest of your life; You don't have to be an endangered Species all of your days!



Roma Katolika, Itumba!
Ano kasi ang meron si Pope Benedict XVI at tinatawag siyang “Holy Father”, banal na bayag?  Sino ba ang pinaka-qualifikadong maging “666 Beast”, di ba siya?

At ano naman ang yari sa G-string nina Immaculate Concepcion, Lady of Fatima, Lady of Guadalupe, Lady of the Rule at iba pang engkantada o impakta na nagpanggap na Maria, a) Abaka; b) Sako ng Harina; k) Nylon; d) Hindi Nagpa-panty’ng Mga ‘Yan!?

Magkano na ba ang nalilibreng buwis ng hinayupak na Simbahang ‘yan mula pa no’ng panahon ng mga Kastila?

At ilan na ba sa ating mga ninuno ang inihatid n’yang Demonyong Simbahan sa Purgatoryo o Impyerno umpisa no’ng panahon ni Magellan?

Sinu-sino pa ba ang kulang – Tatay mo, Nanay mo, Kapatid mo, Tiyuhin at Tiyahin mo, mga Pinsan mo, mga Kaibigan mo, mga Kapitbahay mo at pati ba Ikaw?

Nais mo ba’ng sa Purgatoryo mapadpad at mangangamoy kandila?

ROMA KATOLIKA, ITUMBA!

KATUWAAN

MINSAN NA TAYONG NALOKO AT NAPERWISYO. DAPAT LANG NA BUMAWI NAMAN TAYO! TAWANAN NATIN ANG MGA GAGO AT SIRAULO! Paki-share lang po ang video na ito;


DITO BA?
(CBCP* Version - Tune as in Kuh Ledesma's)
*Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines

- alias Causa ng mga Bading at Charing sa Pilipinas

http://youtu.be/glt8GavjdO8

              I

Dito ba, dito ba, dito ba, o dito ba
Sa balbas sarado kong mukha,
Isusubo ang ugat;
Puno't dulo ng 'yong borat?

Dito lang ako matutuklasan,
At mauunawaan, Serenang Salawahan;
Dito lang aking matutumbasan,
Mga Salot sa Lipunan at mga Kawatan!

Dito lang aking malulusotan mga Pagbebentang!

Kalaswaan na inasam-asam;
Siguradong matitikman!

Dito lang kalibogan isasampa sa Simbahang Katolika!

              II

Dito ba sa p'wit ibabaon,
Tubong natatakot, sa Child Molestation lumalambot;
Dito ba sa ulo hahantong,
O sa butas ng ilong, Tamod ng Panahon?

Dito ba isusubo ang ugat, puno't dulo ng 'yong borat?

Kalaswaan na inasam-asam;
Siguradong matitikman!

Dito lang kalibogan isasampa sa Simbahang Katolika!

Koda:

Dito lang kalibogan isasampa sa Simbahang Katolika!
Dito lang kalibogan isasampa sa Simbahang Katolika!

(Ulitin ang Koda)


KUNG KAILANGAN MO AKO
(Alay Kay Birhen Maria - Tune as in Rey Valera's)

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xzpkx1_kung-kailangan-mo-ako-dongski_music

Merong dugo sa 'yong mga mata;
O kay tindi ba ng 'yong dinadama?
Paunti-unti na ang sumasamba;
Mga pautot ay di gumagana!

Narito ang mga itlog ko;
Isa lang ang kaya kong ibigay sa 'yo;
Magtira ka naman para sa siyota ko
Kundi'y bugbog abutin mo!

Koro:

At kung kailangan mo ako;
Na magsindi ng kandila sa imahen mo;
Ako'y di tatanggi;
Malalanghap ko'y amoy ng 'yong puki!
At kung kailangan mo ako;
Na maging Obispo, Sakristan o Sparu;
Ako'y di hihindi;
Birhen Maria ika'y minimithi;
Biyaya mo sa akin butas mo!

Maraming bogok ang lumuluhod sa 'yo;
Nagnanasang ibaba ang panty mo!
Di nila alam na ikaw ang Diablo;
Sampalin mo kaya ng buntot mo!
(Ulitin ang Koro)
 

 

ARCHIPELAGIAN HERITAGE

(Song Videos)

Kalabaw At Rosas
Hugis

http://youtu.be/k-cKVRg8VnA

Philippine Kangaroo

ENTER THE IGLENG

(Melody as in ASIN’s “Kapaligiran”)



Intro: A----;
A D
Ang mga Igleng, akala mo’y magagaling
E A
Nakabili na ba sila ng walis tingting?
A D
Nakikipag-away sa mga bading
E A
‘Yon pala’y pareho silang mga praning!


Koro:
F#m D
Hindi na masamang makipaglaban
E A
Basta’t pina-iiral ang Katotohanan!
F#m D
Kung makikipaglokohan din lang
E A
Di doon na sana sa pantalan!

A D
Sahod kong pinagpapawisan
E A
Sa ayaw ko’t gusto’y makakaltasan;
A D
Kuya Eddie, napakasakit nga naman
E A
Heto ako lugaw’t tuyo na lang!

(Repeat Koro)
A D
Sasakyan mong pinagyayabang
E A
“Push button” din ba ang tambutso n’yan?
A D
Pagda-drive ba’y madaling pag-aralan,
E A
Kayang-kaya rin ba ni “superman”?

(Repeat Koro)




A D
Sa mundong ito, kay daming manloloko
E A
Sasabihin pang kagagawan ni Pedro;
A D
Dinadamay pa pati si Kristo,
E A
Hindi naman nagpapasko!

(Repeat Koro)

A D
Aling walis nga ba ang mas mainam?
E A
‘Yong “made in Korea” kaya, o “made in Japan”?
A D
Sila’y pare-parehong pupuntahan,
E A
Walang iba kundi sa basurahan!


Koda:
E A
Walang iba kundi sa basurahan! (2x)
BAKIT DI ISASAMA
[Mga Anak At Ampon Ni Buddha]
(Melody as in Jessa Zaragoza’s "Bakit Pa")
Parang ayaw kong magmakulit pa;
Mayayama’y hayaan ko na;
Pagdating sa “Araw Ng Diyos”

Baka sila’y makawala pa!

Sinong aking piprituhin?
Sinong aking barbequehin?
Alangan naman kapag mga Bading lang at Praning!

KORO:
Bakit di isasama,
Mga anak at ampon ni Buddha;
Kung ang mga Salot at Buwang ay kulang pa?
Kung tayo’y walang sawa,
Na manalig sa Diyos at Anak Nya;
Rikado at sarsa ibibigay pa!

(Repeat 2x)
KODA:
Rikado at sarsa ibibigay pa..
THE BUDDHA SONG
(Melody as in Asin’s “Lupa”)

Intro: A-D-E-A-;
F#m-B-Bm-E-pause

A D E A
Nagmula kay Buddha aming paniniwala;

F#m B Bm E
Kaya kami ‘sang kahig, tatlong tuka!

A D E A
Mahilig makipagkaibigan basta’t mapakinabangan;

F#m B Esus
Bigyang pansin ang kayang bayaran!

Refrain:
D C#m F#m
Huwag patay ng gamu-gamo

Bm E A
Sulot, ipis o palu-palo;

D C#m F#m
Sasama ng ‘yong isipan,

B7sus E7
Sila man kagat iyo galang!

A D E A
Kosing gawlu ako bigay basta akin buwis huwag ingay;

F#m D C#7 F#m Dm
Me halong dagang siopao iaalay!

A D
Kaya bigas at krudo ay itago;

A D
Ilalabas mo lang ‘pag presyo’y lumalago;

A D F#m-Dm pause
Pasuweldo ng empleyado’y bawasan mo.

Ad lib: A-D-E-A-;
F#m—D-C#7- F#m- Dm-

A D
Kaya pilitin mong ika’y matuto;

A D
Pangangaral ni Buddhang puro palalu;

A D E A
Paghihirap sa kapwa’y dagdagan mo.


ANG SUMASAMBA KAY MARIA BUWANG, EHESTE WANGBU!


Ang tawag po sa isang Katoliko ay TANGA. Kasi lumuluhod at nakipag-usap siya sa estatwa. Ang tawag naman sa mga nagpapasamba ng mga estatwa ay BASURA! Matino naman ang kanilang isipan subali’t dahil sila ay sumuway sa Kagustohan ng Diyos sila ay talagang mga GAGO, hindi Mukhang Gago!

Kapag ang isang Katoliko ay sinabihan ng tungkol sa Katotohanan subali’t hindi man lang niya pinapansin baka kay “Father” siya mapapagalitan o takot siyang makantiyawan sa kasamahan n’ya sa simbahan, ang tawag po sa kanya ay BOGOK!

Kapag ang isang Katoliko ay nakikipag-debatehan at nakikipaglaban sa malinaw naman at madaling maintindihan na Kasulatan para lang maipagtanggol ang kanyang relihiyon o simbahan, ang tawag po sa kanya mga kaibigan ay MAY TUPAK ‘YAN!

At ang tawag po sa isang Katoliko na makikipagpatayan at ayaw’ng lubayan ang Kasinunggalingan na kanyang nagisnan o natotonan ay ANG UTAK N’YAN AY NASA TALAMPAKAN!

Sa pangkalahatan, ang tawag po sa Katoliko na ayaw lumaya sa galamay ng Vatican na siyang Utak Ng Himagsikan laban sa Diyos ay UTAK DILIS!


ITO PO ANG MGA DAPAT NATING TATANDAAN:

Si Maria ay hindi tinuturing na Diyos, siya po ay tao lamang na hindi dapat sambahin. Pagka siya po ay sinasamba, ibig sabihin ang taong gumawa nito ay nagkasala! Siya ay lumabag sa Kautosan ng Diyos! Ang taong nagkasala ng kahit hindi niya alam na kasalanan ay purgatoryo o impyerno pa rin ang kanyang babagsakan. Purgatoryo’t impyerno - pareho lang ‘yan!

Sina Lady of Fatima, Lady of Guadalupe at Lady of Mount Carmel at kung sinu-sino pa, ay mga diwata o mga engkantada na nagpakita sa mga lugar na Fatima, Guadalupe at Mount Carmel. Si St. Bernadette ng Francia ang laging nakakita sa mga ito. Sila po ay hindi si Maria, sila ay mga engkantada, diwata o impakta na gustong magpapasamba bilang kapalit sa mga milagrong ginawa nila katulad ng pagpapagaling ng may sakit nguni’t balik naman ng balik! At iginawa naman ng mga bruho’t bruha ng mga estatwa para alayan ng novena, bulaklak, barya, kandila at kung anu-ano pa!

Habang ikaw ay nakikipag-usap sa estatwa na tinatawag na Hesus kahit mukhang Paquito Diaz o Maria na mukhang Ara Mina, hindi ba’t ang isipan mo ay puro laswa o kung anu-anong kaulolan? ‘Yang mga maruruming isip na ‘yan ang s’yang papasok sa puso at lalabas sa iyong bunganga. Kaya pagka-ikaw ay Katoliko, huwag ka nang magmamalinis dahil bestado ka na! Kunwari ka pang magbibigay ng abuloy o tulong sa mga nasasawi, walanghiya ka, hoy, kilala ka na!

Hindi po si Maria na nasa langit ang sumasalo o tumatanggap sa iyong mga papuri – siya si Maria Malandi! Siya ay dati nakatira sa balete at kasama ng pari, siya ay inyong pino-procession ng ilang biyernes pagsapit ng takipsilim. ‘Yan ang gustong-gusto nya, ‘yong madilim. Siya ay masamang espiritu na pinapapasok mo sa estatwa at lagi mong minimithi!


SONG FOR CATHOLIC MAMA MARY

Ave, ave, ave Mariang malandi!
Ave, (yo, yo)
Ave, (a, a)
O, baby Mariang malandi!
Am….mmm.i.i.i.i.n...

THE LORD CRUSHES CEBU CITY, PHILIPPINES 2011


Despite all the warnings, advices and enlightenments regarding spiritual things, Cebuanos still worship the god called Sto. Niňo - King of the dwarfs! Protector of the elves!

Every year, the Cebuanos make a festivity called “Sinulog” with extraordinary extravagance! The dances are practiced for months, the costumes are sparkling and pictures and images of this god are waved in the air on city streets. The Sinulog parade is more like a Brazilian Mardi Gras! Ordinary people, businessmen and government officials cheer and praise this festivity and consider it a great celebration! Tourists from other countries come to watch this very fascinating event and the local government of Cebu hails the profit that would be created. A million peso investment could go up to a hundred fold in revenue!

Cebuanos had been told about the evil that would come after this God-annoying idolatry. Year after year they had been informed about this rebellion. The message “The Sinulog – fame or shame?” had been sent to email address of radio stations, newspapers, schools, hospitals and to individuals and the number of these email addresses was more than 10,000. It was more than enough. The expectation was that Cebuanos are wise and obedient to God but unfortunately it was not the case! Cebuanos are extra-stupid and super-freaky and disobey God’s rules!

Right after Christmas, the Cebuanos exchange the Son of God, Jesus Christ, with a weird-looking god, Sto. Niňo. This god must be a Starwar champion who doesn’t even know how to change diapers. This god also dresses like Superman! We never know this might be Superman’s unwanted son! This god must also be half-Japanese! It’s got semi-circular legs! What else does this god tell us? The peace sign of its fingers – has this god been to the concert called “Woodstock”? And it carries the world! This could be Hercules’ lost nephew!

GOD HAS PRONOUNCED HIS WRATH FOR CEBU CITY, PHILIPPINES! God is good but why should Cebuanos do this evil? They had been told that after a few abominations and divinations of any statue, demons would possess them and stay there feeling happy to receive worship and praise! God’s rule is simple – no demons, no idols, no humans to be worshipped. How come it is always too hard for them to comprehend?

Therefore, let God pour out His judgment on Cebuanos! Let the priests of this god make an appeal to Him! And let this god, Sto. Niňo save the Cebuanos!

Cebu City is a nice city, not as polluted as Manila and it’s the pride of the Visayas region. There had been slight calamities in this place in the past – just minor typhoons and minor earthquakes. This time it would be major, it would be devastating!

Does Cebu City have strong economy like California or New Orleans in America? Well, these cities crippled after typhoons. How about Banda Aceh, Indonesia, was it crippled after the Tsunami? Ache people became beggars!

Cebu City is arrogant enough and foolish enough to deserve something worse!

Therefore, may the LORD make His punishment to Cebu more severe! If California and New Orleans lost millions, then may Cebu City lose billions! If Banda Aceh lost a few hundred thousand lives, then may Cebu City lose more!

Flee, therefore, Cebuanos, the LORD’S anger is behind you! His wrath is within reach!

WAIL CEBUANOS, WAIL! Flee to the mountains so God will send rain and you drown in the mud! Rush to the seas so you will be their floating lifeless mermaids! Sooner you will be a laughingstock! May foreigners give no charity, may they call you stupid freaks!

Was the Lord not merciful? Was the Lord not approachable? And was the Lord not patient? Cebuano sins have already been to the sky limits!

Who owns Roman Catholicism, is it not the Vatican? Vatican is Satan’s! What belongs to Vatican, give it back to Vatican! Why do politicians ally with Vatican? And why do people listen to Vatican priests and politicians? They are nothing but Vatican puppets! They are child molesters and advocates of Satan!

Cebuanos never learn! Is not the majority in Cebu City poor people? Are they not already a pity? More hardship, more headache, more days of empty stomach, are these what they wanted? They ask for mercy yet they continually do what God detest!

Does God spare those who disobey Him? God is slow to anger, merciful and full of compassion. God is abounding in love, but why would God love those who hate Him? Serving the shorted-footed pathetic and lunatic Negrito called Sto. Niňo is hatred to God!

Therefore, let the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the Creator of the Heavens and the Earth crush Cebu City, Philippines. Let His jealousy burst! Let His anger dominate!

Cebuanos never tried to understand the ways of the Lord. Let it be that way, they will never understand anyway.

MAY CEBU BE CRUSHED! MAY ITS INHABITANTS LIVE IN FEAR!